Review: Jurassic World

Starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jake Johnson

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Starring Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Jerry Ferrara, Kevin Dillon

Review: San Andreas

Starring Dwayne Johnson, Alexandra Daddario, Carla Gugino

Review: Ex Machina

Starring Alicia Vikander, Oscar Isaac, and Domhnall Gleeson

Review: Pitch Perfect 2

The Pitch is Back!

Showing posts with label Charlize Theron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlize Theron. Show all posts

Saturday, August 18, 2012

2012 Vanity Post, Part 1


I have recently had requests to do a vanity blog post looking at some of the actors and actresses that rate highly in regards to pulchritude.  As a writer, I find the attractiveness of an actress is tied greatly to the character they are playing onscreen.  For instance, I really like Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man and am ambivalent to her in pretty much everything else.  I have just recently passed the one year mark for Shinsanity.com so I thought it would be interesting to take a look back at the one hundred movies I have reviewed in the last year and highlight the ten female characters I found most attractive/compelling.  In the interest of equality, I will with the help of some friends come up with a list of actors. 

1. THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

2. THE BLACK WIDOW
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers

3. IT’S ALL IN THE PAST

4. MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND…MAYBE
5. SWIMMING WITH SHARKS
Zoe Saldana at Cataleya in Colombiana

6. IT’S COMPLICATED
Mila Kunis as Jamie Rellis in Friends with Benefits

7. QUIRKY
Zooey Deschanel as Natalie Rochlin in Our Idiot Brother


8. MORAL AMBIGUITY
9. THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
Amber Heard as Chenault in The Rum Diary

10. FOREVER YOUNG

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Review: Snow White and the Huntsman

It’s funny how two live action movies based on the story of Snow White got theatrical releases this year – namely Mirror, Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman.  That kind of symmetry takes me back to 1990 when two movies about Lambada (Lambada and The Forbidden Dance) were released or the year 1992 when Hollywood went gaga for Christopher Columbus with 1492: Conquest of Paradise and Christopher Columbus: The Discovery.  I can’t speak to Mirror, Mirror because I didn’t see it, but I can tell you that Snow White and the Huntsman shares something else in common with the four aforementioned films; that it is very mediocre.

This movie is rife with problems none larger than Kristen Stewart.  There’s no way to mince words here.  She is a bad actress.  I know I’m not the first person to write this and I will definitely not be the last, but who knew that the highest paid actress in 2012 was as sullen and apathetic onscreen as she appears to be off screen.  This is a real revelation to me because I have completely steered clear of all her work – especially Twilight.  Casting her as the epitome of innocence and beauty as well as a beacon of hope is an incredible stretch that cripples the movie.

The problems don’t stop there.  The plot of the film is uneven – almost schizophrenic.  At times director Rupert Sanders’ film plays like a re-imagining of the story with a harder edge and gritty action, but almost in that same breadth it bends over backwards to incorporate the most trivial and extraneous aspects of the original fairy tale.  This duality leaves the film feeling like a patchwork effort rather than a complete narrative. 

Charlize Theron however does rise above the muck to turn in a strong performance as Ravenna.  There is a genuine sense of rage and fragility wrapped around narcissism that brings Theron’s character to life and makes her scenes in the film the most interesting to watch.  Bob Hoskins and Ian McShane are decent as dwarfs in very limited screen time.   As for the would be paramours of Snow White - namely  Chris Hemsworth and Sam Claflin as The Huntsman and William respectively - both their performances are neutral and muted but this has as much to do with Stewart’s performance as anything else.  To say that neither had any romantic chemistry with her would be a gross understatement.  Hemsworth's and Claflin's best work can be found in the action sequences, which unfortunately lacked great choreography and cinematography – as if they were mere pit stops on the way to more scenes loaded with Kristen Stewart's apathy.

This one is hard for me to recommend.  I actually wanted to like this movie and had high hopes for it, having enjoyed Chris Hemsworth in Thor as well as countless Charlize Theron performances.  As you watch the film, you can see what it could have been – a brisk, visually stunning, action-packed narrative, but sadly it amounts to nothing more than a bad movie starring a bad actress.  Under just the right circumstances, this is a TNT/TBS/FX/USA movie, but in reality it’s really a no-go.  Sadly, this is the second Charlize Theron movie that has been a disappointment this summer (though she hardly is to blame).  Hopefully, she finds better luck in her next outing – Mad Max: Fury Road.

Standout Performance: Charlize Theron and her rage infused narcissism act as the lone bright spot in an otherwise pedestrian production.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Review: Prometheus

There’s a lot of debate in the blogosphere as to whether Prometheus is an Alien prequel or if it resides in the same universe or if it has some other conceptual meta-connection with the aforementioned film.  Really, that’s all just a matter of semantics, because it is in no way a spoiler to say that there are many connections between the two films.  Television spots and still photos are loaded with iconography that confirms this.  The real debate should be about what constitutes intelligent storytelling?  Because from my point of view, Ridley Scott’s much anticipated return to the sci-fi genre is an example of something that has such lofty aspirations, but fails to ever get off the ground.

The plot focuses on a mission to an unknown destination spurred by the archaeological discoveries by Noomi Rapace’s Shaw and Logan Marshall-Green’s Holloway.  Along for the ride is a rag tag group of scientists, a grizzled captain and crew, and two individuals in Michael Fassbender’s David and Charlize Theron’s Vickers who seem to be up to no good.  The trailers would have you believe you’re in for a wild ride with its techno trance beat, its rapid cuts of explosions, blood, and tense stares, and majestic shots of space, but what you really are in store for is a juvenile attempt to address religion, creation, et al.

The films’ most ardent supporters in the press and in film geekdom would have you believe that the movie successfully broaches the lofty material with the artistic touch of Michelangelo and the philosophical sophistication of Plato and that if you fail to realize that, then you are guilty of lazy viewing, A.D.D., or plain ignorance.  With all due respect, I would counter that the movie is no way this fountain of intellectual and spiritual capital, but more an exercise in lazy writing.  Writers Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof have crafted a script that poses a ton of questions, but does absolutely nothing to legitimately follow up on that set up.  At some point in the narrative you have to provide something that approaches a set of answers – even in the most vague sense.

The nuts and bolts of the plot has more holes in it than Swiss cheese and for a team of scientists that are purportedly so intelligent, they consistently display poor decision making and at times a complete lack of common sense.  Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, and Michael Fassbender show themselves well in the film despite mediocre source material, but without a standout performance from Noomi Rapace to bring the cast together and drive the action of the plot, the intellectual shortcomings of the film become that much more glaring.

I really enjoyed Alien and Aliens, and I think Ridley Scott is a very good director (he lost the moniker of great because of Robin Hood, Body of Lies, A Good Year) so I wanted to enjoy Prometheus.  In fact, I would say it was for me the third most anticipated film of the summer behind The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises. Visually it is a stunning movie, but substance wise it is incredibly lacking.  I have heard from people that the movie demands multiple viewings to digest the message and capture the metaphors and innuendo.  But sadly, I think the movie barely warrants a first viewing; and I can tell you as a well-versed student of literature that when you need to dig incredibly deep to find meaning in a narrative, then there probably isn’t much there.  There is entertainment value in this film should you watch it in the theater or at home, but you won’t walk away feeling at all impressed.

Standout Performance: Michael Fassbender until the third act when things really began to unravel.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

May 2012 Editorial: Who's Hot. Who's Not.

As we all know, stars rise almost as quickly as they fall in the revolving door, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately world that is Hollywood.  So here’s quick look at which actors and actresses are trending up (Who’s Hot) and down (Who’s Not) with the help of some friends.






HOT:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Because he is about to appear in The Dark Knight Rises after some  great performances in 500 Days of Summer and Inception.
NOT: Taylor Kitsch.  Because he starred in two movies this summer (John Carter and Battleship) with budgets of $200M that will represent huge busts for Disney and Universal.





HOT:
Robert Downey Jr.  Because he is the lead player in the ensemble cast headlining the record shattering The Avengers (as evidence by his $50M payday) and because I expect him to be just as great in Iron Man 3.
NOT: Reese Witherspoon.  Because she has traded in the innocence and charm that made her famous in Legally Blonde, Just Like Heaven, and Four Christmases for more traditional starlet roles in Water for Elephants and This Means War.  Why go away from what is working?





HOT:
Jeremy Renner.  Because he was great in The Hurt Locker,  Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and in The Avengers.  I look forward to seeing him in the Bourne Legacy.
NOT: Nicolas Cage.  Because of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Drive Angry, Season of the Witch, and the list goes on and on.





HOT:
Zac Efron.  Because he has successfully made the transition from child/adolescent roles to adult roles as evidenced by his recent performance in The Lucky One.
NOT:Alec Baldwin.  Because 30 Rock and his annoying Capital One commercials – while once great – have clearly gotten old.





HOT:
Charlize Theron.  Because she is coming off in an interesting turn in Young Adult, and is appearing next in Snow White and the Huntsman, and the much anticipated Prometheus.  And also because she is Charlize Theron.
NOT: Jason Segel.  Because he is coming off  three lukewarm performances in The Muppets, Jeff, Who Lives atHome, and The Five-Year Engagement and because this past season of How I Met Your Mother was the worst yet.




Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Review: Young Adult

Most films that are character driven have a seminal moment for the protagonist in which the proverbial light goes on upstairs and everything changes.  Flaws get ironed out, burned bridges get rebuilt, and life gets that much better.  Jason Reitman films don’t fall into that category.  He, the director of Up in the Air fame, has no problem starting a film off in a dark place and constricting all movement to within that space.  In Young Adult,  that is precisely what he and writer Diablo Cody deliver to us.

The movie is about Mavis, the author of a soon to be completed young adult series who has locked herself in a perpetual state of distorted young adulthood – lacking any self-awareness and a detachment from the world around her.  This manifests in her desire to rekindle a romance with her high school paramour Buddy Slade (Patrick Wilson), who is happily married and a new father.  I could go on ad nauseum about the cliché plotlines that are dissected in this film such as that of a person trying to escape the small town blues; or an individual who can’t let go of their glorious high school past; et al because the plot is loaded with dysfunction and they are all cleverly embodied by Charlize Theron’s Mavis.

Theron carries the movie – absolutely owning the role and reveling in the complete lack of sense and sensibility that pervades each and everyone one of Mavis’ actions.  The dynamic she shares with Patton Oswalt’s Matt is one of the key driving forces to the plot.  He serves as a most unlikely sidekick for Mavis on her twisted journey down memory lane and acts as a moral compass to a person upon whom morality has no bearing whatsoever.  The movie itself ultimately hinges on the depths to which Mavis will plunge to feed her delusion versus the question of whether or not her character can be redeemed with Oswalt’s Matt immediately in tow.

This film is not for everyone.  It is dark and the comedy is wry.  It works that they take someone as beautiful as Charlize Theron and make her far less attractive as a person.  It is just not necessarily pleasant to watch.  If you’re looking for the feel good movie of the year, you should go watch Moneyball.  But if irony, angst, and cynicism are your cup of tea, then this film should suit you just fine.  With this caveat in mind, I would recommend Young Adult as a rental - although I would advise against viewing it on a happy occasion.  This one may leave you feeling a bit dirty after watching it.

Standout Performance:  Charlize Theron does a nice job of completely disappearing into the role.  Look for her next in Ridley Scott's much anticipated sci-fi project, Prometheus.

 
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