JUNE 7, 2013
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Byrne, John Goodman
Why You Should See It: Because you just loved Wedding Crashers so much.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because of every other movie Vaughn and Wilson have done since Wedding Crashers.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because of every other movie Vaughn and Wilson have done since Wedding Crashers.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Game time decision.
Starring: Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Adelaide Kane
Why You Should See It: It's a moderately interesting premise.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because it looks like a carbon copy of The Strangers and countless other home invasion thrillers.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because it looks like a carbon copy of The Strangers and countless other home invasion thrillers.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Rental.
Other theatrical releases: Violet & Daisy, Rapture-Palooza, Much Ado About Nothing
JUNE 14, 2013
Starring: Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Russell Crowe, Diane Lane, Kevin Costner
Why You Should See It: Because it's a Superman movie. 'Nuff said.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you’re a hater.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: The must see movie of the summer.
Starring: Emma Watson, Katie Chang, Israel Broussard, Leslie Mann
Why You Should See It: Because of Emma Watson and director Sophia Coppola, but really just Emma Watson.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you saw Spring Breakers and you're afraid this is in the same vein.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes to Emma Watson.
Starring: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jay Burachel, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Emma Watson
Why You Should See It: Because there are a lot of funny people in this film.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because this movie wreaks of a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory project with far too many inside jokes.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: A flip of the coin.
Other theatrical releases: Twenty Feet from Stardom, Hatchet III
JUNE 21, 2013
Starring: John Krasinski, Steve Buscemi, John Good man, Billy Crystal, Helen Mirren
Why You Should See It: Because you just loved the other Monsters, Inc. movies.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you’re an adult.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: No.
Starring: Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Matthew Fox, James Badge Dale
Why You Should See It: Because you love all things zombie related.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because of Brad Pitt's Chanel commercial and the massive rewrite and delays associated with this movie.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Take a pass.
Other theatrical releases: A Hijacking
JUNE 28, 2013
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Marlon Wayans, Taran Killam
Why You Should See It: Because the odd couple formula tends to be a winner.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because the prominent Melissa McCarthy is in a movie, the quicker her schtick wears out its welcome.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Pick 'Em.
Starring: Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Jason Clarke, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Richard Jenkins
Why You Should See It: Because you're one of ten people on the planet who think both Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum are great actors.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you already saw it 2 months ago when it was called Olympus Has Fallen.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Not even as a rental.
Other theatrical releases: Byzantium, I’m So Excited
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