Sunday, August 26, 2012

September 2012 Movie Guide

OPENING SEPTEMBER 7, 2012

THE WORDS
Starring: Bradley CooperZoe SaldanaOlivia Wilde, Dennis Quaid, Jeremy Irons
Why You Should See It: Because there was enough buzz around this movie that CBS Films was interested in acquiring it before Sundance.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because the whole struggling author narrative has been done so many times before.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says:  There’s a reason why certain movies get released in early September (a time of the year dominated by television season premieres).  This one is probably a rental at best.

Other theatrical releases for 9/7:  BacheloretteThe Cold Light of Day

OPENING SEPTEMBER 14, 2012 

RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Kevin Durand
Why You Should See It: Because you miss the summer action series that is May to August at the cinema.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because it’s a Resident Evil movie.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says:  Wait for Resident Evil 6 in October.  The games offer a more robust and engaging narrative than the films.

Other theatrical releases for 9/14:  ArbitrageFinding Nemo (3D)Liberal ArtsThe Master

OPENING SEPTEMBER 21, 2012 

DREDD
Starring: Karl Urban, Lena Heady, Olivia Thirlby
Why You Should See It: One last bit of summer fun as the first day of autumn rolls around.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you can’t shake the memory of Sylvester Stallone playing this role in 1995.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says:  This is a yes, but greatly aided by the dearth of other September theatrical options.

END OF WATCH
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Anna Kendrick, Michael Pena, Frank Grillo
Why You Should See It: Because it looks like a gritty, fast-paced, cop movie.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because unsteady camera work might make you feel nauseous. 
And the Magic 8 Ball Says:  Game time decision.

TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE
Starring: Amy Adams, Clint Eastwood, Justin Timberlake, Matthew Lillard
Why You Should See It: To scout out Lois Lane (Amy Adams).
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Justin Timberlake hasn’t been able to deliver in a dramatic role.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says:  Could go either way – though it helps that someone else besides Clint is sitting in the big chair.  His last two directorial efforts are Hereafter and J. Edgar.  Ouch.


PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER
Starring: Emma WatsonLogan LermanPaul Rudd, Nina Dobrev
Why You Should See It: To see if Emma Watson can make people forget her ten years as Hermione Granger.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Logan Lerman – of Percy Jackson and The Three Musketeers infamy – gets top billing.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says:  Probably best saved for the Netflix queue.

Other theatrical releases for  9/21:
 House at the End of the Street

OPENING SEPTEMBER 28, 2012 

LOOPER
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Jeff Daniels
Why You Should See It: Because the premise is interesting, the production values look slick, and because Gordon-Levitt rarely disappoints.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Bruce Willis has become little more than a caricature of his former self.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says:  A good way to close out the month of September.

Other theatrical releases for 9/28:  Hotel TransylvaniaWon’t Back Down

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