Snow White and The Huntsman - June 1st
Why You Should See It: Hemsworth is fresh off his appearance in Marvel’s The Avengers
and Charlize Theron is starring in the forthcoming Prometheus.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because
Snow White didn’t fare so well in Julia Roberts’ Mirror, Mirror less than two
months ago.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Game time decision.
Prometheus - June 8th
Starring: Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, and Idris Elba
Why You Should See It: Ridley Scott is back in the sci-fi saddle and toying with the
universe he helped establish in Alien.
Why You Should Avoid It: Only if you
are not a fan of epic sci-fi movies loaded with large action sequences and
intense suspense.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: IMAX, ETX, or any other theatrical
presentation.
Rock of Ages - June 15th
Starring: Tom Cruise, Julianne Hough,
Malin Ackerman, Diego Boneta
Why You Should See It: Because the movie is loaded with 80’s rock anthems.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because the
movie is loaded with 80’s rock anthems.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: This is a no-go for sure.
That’s My Boy - June 15th
Starring: Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Eva
Amurri, and Leighton Meester
Why You Should See It: Andy Samberg is hilarious.
Why You Should Avoid It: Adam
Sandler’s recent resume – Jack and Jill, Grownups, Just Go With It, Bedtime
Stories, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, etc…
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Try like hell to avoid this movie (but really
you know you will watch it at some point.)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - June 22nd
Starring: Benjamin Walker, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Dominic Cooper
Why You Should See It: Because it is a fantastical take on one of the most beloved
political figures in U.S. history.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because it
cast Abraham Lincoln as a vampire slayer.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Too close to call.
Ted - June 29th
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, and Seth
McFarlane
Why You Should See It: Because Wahlberg is surprisingly good in comedy as evidenced by
The Other Guys.
Why You Should Avoid It: The premise
looks like one of those all-or-nothing hit or miss prospects.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Rental.
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