OCTOBER 4, 2013
GRAVITY
GRAVITY
Starring: Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, Ed Harris
Why You Should See It: Good cast and good director.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you're an adrenaline junky and this looks like it could be a slow burn.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you're an adrenaline junky and this looks like it could be a slow burn.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: A solid yes.
Starring: Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake, Gemma Arterton, Anthony Mackie
Why You Should See It: To see the future Dark Knight share the screen with JT.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Timberlake's other serious theatrical endeavors have been weak at best.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Timberlake's other serious theatrical endeavors have been weak at best.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Rental
all the way.
Other theatrical releases: Parkland, All Is Bright
Starring: Tom Hanks, Catherine Keener
Why You Should See It: Because you just can't get enough of those "based on true events" movies.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because your vision of pirates begins and ends with Johnny Depp's portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Rental, anyone?
Starring: Danny Trejo, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Mel Gibson
Why You Should See It: Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Jessica Alba
Why You Should Avoid It: Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Carlos Estevez
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: No. No. No.
Other theatrical releases: Allthe Boys Love Mandy Lane, The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete, Romeo and Juliet
OCTOBER 16, 2013
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Elizabeth Olsen, Ben Foster, Dane DeHaan
Why You Should See It: Because it features a very talented ensemble.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because a film about beatnik poets is definitely not everyone's cup of tea.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: You're on your own on this one.
OCTOBER 18, 2013
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Chiwetel Ejlofor, Benedict Cumberbatch, Brad Pitt
Why You Should See It: Because this "based on a true story" film is getting a ton of Oscar buzz.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because the movie is very heavy handed.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes.
Starring: Robert Redford
Why You Should See It: Because this oscar contender features a cast of one - Robert Redford.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because
you want to someone else on screen besides just Robert Redford.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes.
Starring: Chloe Grace Moretz, Judy Greer, Julianne Moore
Why You Should See It: Chloe Grace Moretz has proven herself to be a solid performer.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because this is just another remake that did not need to be remade.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Take a pass.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sam Neill
Why You Should See It: Because the film features two iconic action stars.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because
the iconic action stars are both really really old.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Pass.
Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch, Stanley Tucci, Anthony Mackie
Why You Should See It: Because the evolution of WikiLeaks is a fascinating story.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because
not every fascinating story translate to a major motion picture.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Game time decision.
OCTOBER 25, 2013
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt, Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Cameron Diaz
Why You Should See It: Because it features a great cast.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because
it features a past-his-prime director in Ridley Scott.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Pick 'Em.
Starring: Johnny Knoxville, Spike Jonze
Why You Should See It: No reason.
Why You Should Avoid It: Every reason possible.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: The title of the movie says it all. No way.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: The title of the movie says it all. No way.
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