SEPTEMBER 6, 2013
Starring: Vin Diesel, Katee Sackhoff, Karl Urban, Dave Bautista
Why You Should See It: Because Pitch Black was good.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because The Chronicles of Riddick was terrible.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because The Chronicles of Riddick was terrible.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Tentative yes.
Starring: Robin Wright, Naomi Watts, Xavier Samuel, Ben Mendelsohn
Why You Should See It: Because Robin Wright and Naomi Watts are strong actresses.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because the older woman in a taboo relationship with a younger man has been done to death recently.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because the older woman in a taboo relationship with a younger man has been done to death recently.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Snoooooooze.
Other theatrical releases: Hell Baby, The Ultimate Life, Salinger, Winnie Mandela, Touchy Feely
Starring: Robert DeNiro, Tommy Lee Jones, Michelle Pfeifer, Dianna Agron
Why You Should See It: Because it's a solid cast.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because DeNiro has become a caricature of himself; especially in these mob-related films.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Rental at best.
Starring: Rose Byrne, Patrick Wilson, Barbara Hershey
Why You Should See It: Because director James Wan's last movie (The Conjuring) rocked.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because scary movies keep you up for a week.And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Do it.
Other theatrical releases: And While We Were Here
Starring: Josh Holloway, Chris Brown, Caity Lotz
Why You Should See It: Because you're stranded on an dessert island with only one movie to watch.
Why You Should Avoid It: The premise, the cast, and pretty much everything else associated with it.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Never. Ever.
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Olivia Wilde, Natalie Dormer
Why You Should See It: Because you're a big fan of Hemsworth in Thor.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because movies about the sport of racing tend to less than thrilling.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Rental…or not.
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Terrence Howard, Melissa Leo, Paul Dano
Why You Should See It: Because it features a dynamite cast.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because the premise and the trailer don't quite live up to that cast.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes, just maybe not in the theater.
Starring: Mark Ruffalo, Gwenyth Paltrow, Pink, Josh Gad, Tim Robbins
Why You Should See It: Because the film casts the Hulk and Pepper Potts as sex addicts.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Ruffalo stinks in RomComs and Paltrow is overrated.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Take a pass.
Other theatrical releases: Enough Said, A Single Shot
SEPTEMBER 27, 2013
Starring: Paula Patton, Taye Diggs, Adam Brody, Djimon Hounsou, Christina Millian
Why You Should See It: Because it has a good cast.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because it is bound to be incredibly predictable.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Eh...
Starring: Anna Faris, Bill Hader, James Caan, Will Forte, Andy Samberg
Why You Should See It: Because you have kids that loved the first one.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you are over the age of twelve.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Don't do it.
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Tony Danza, Brie Larson, Julianne Moore
Why You Should See It: Because it's JGL's first feature length directorial effort and it features a loaded cast.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you don't like racy subject matter.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Must see movie of September.
Other theatrical releases: Metallica Through the Never, The Secret Livesof Dorks
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