MAY 3, 2013
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Kingsley, Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce
Why You Should See It: Director Shane Black and RDJ are a winning combination and the right way to kick off Marvel Phase 2.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you don’t like superhero movies and you thought that Avengers stunk.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you don’t like superhero movies and you thought that Avengers stunk.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: A most emphatic yes.
Other theatrical releases: The Iceman, Kiss of the Damned, Love is All You Need
Other theatrical releases: The Iceman, Kiss of the Damned, Love is All You Need
MAY 10, 2013
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, Tobey Maguire, Joel Edgerton
Why You Should See It: Because F. Scott Fitzgerald is arguably the greatest American author an Gatsby is his signature work.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you’re not a fan of Baz Luhrmann’s stylized approach to film adaptation.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: A strong maybe.
Starring: Kerry Washington, Craig Robinson, David Alan Grier
Why You Should See It: Because you just can’t get enough of the Tyler Perry comedic empire.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you realize that most of his movies are straight money grabs for everyone involved.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: No and forget you ever heard of this movie.
Other theatrical releases: Aftershock, No One Lives, Assault On Wall Street
MAY 17, 2013
Starring: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Alice Eve, Karl Urban
Why You Should See It: Because J.J. Abrams’ first film was a great re-imagining of the Star Trek Universe.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you’re a hardcore Trekkie who thinks that anything other than a film featuring William Shatner and the original cast is outright blasphemy.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes to the third most anticipated movie of the summer.
Starring: Kate Bosworth, Lake Bell, Katie Aselton
Why You Should See It: Lake Bell.
Why You Should Avoid It: Kate Bosworth.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: No. No. No. No. No....and No.
Other theatrical releases: Erased, The English Teacher, 33 Postcards
MAY 24, 2013
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Gina Carano, Luke Evans
Why You Should See It: The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Tokyo Drift, Fast & Furious, and Fast Five.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because you require a sophisticated plot to achieve movie enjoyment.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes to the ultimate summer popcorn fare.
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Ken Jeong
Why You Should See It: The Hangover.
Why You Should Avoid It: The Hangover Part II
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Uno mas...
Other theatrical releases: Epic, A Green Story, Only God Forgives, Before Midnight
MAY 31, 2013
Starring: Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Isabelle Fuhrman, Zoe Kravitz
Why You Should See It: Because you have nothing better to do.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because this is a Jaden Smith movie and not a Will Smith movie.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: A rental at best.
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Amanda Seyfried, Morgan Freeman
Why You Should See It: Because it features a good cast that can pull off a catch-me-if-you-can type of movie.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Jesse Eisenberg’s twitchy deliver cay wear thin pretty quickly.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Game time decision.
Other theatrical releases: Shadow Dancer, The East
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