APRIL 5, 2013
Starring: Jessica Lucas, Elizabeth Blackmore, Jane Levy
Why You Should See It: Because there are no other major nationwide releases that weekend.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because it's a remake and 99.9999% of the time, remakes are inferior.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because it's a remake and 99.9999% of the time, remakes are inferior.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Never.
Other theatrical releases: Jurassic Park 3D, The Company You Keep, Trance
APRIL 12, 2013
Starring: Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Terry Crews
Why You Should See It: Because you've seen the first four and you don't want to break up a good streak.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because each successive movie in the series has been exponentially worse than its predecessor.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Never. Ever.
Starring: Chadwick Boseman, Harrison Ford, Nicole Beharie, T.R. Knight
Why You Should See It: The story of Jackie Robinson is a compelling tale that holds a lot of historical significance.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because there are so many better places to go for historical accuracy than a hollywood production.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Game time decision.
Other theatrical releases: To the Wonder
APRIL 19, 2013
Starring: Tom Cruise, Olga Kurylenko, Andrea Riseborough, Morgan Freeman
Why You Should See It: Because there hasn't been a decent action movie in months.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Tom Cruise has been very hit or miss lately.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Sure, why not.
Other theatrical releases: Home Run, The Lords of Salem, Disconnect
APRIL 26, 2013
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, Tony Shalhoub, Bar Paly
Why You Should See It: Dwayne Johnson and Marky Mark can be pretty entertaining.
Why You Should Avoid It: Because Michael Bay is a mixed bag as a director.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes.
Starring: Katherine Heigl, Robert DeNiro, Diane Keaton
Why You Should See It: Ehh....
Why You Should Avoid It: Katherine Heigl.
And the Magic 8 Ball Says: Just say no.
Other theatrical releases: Mud, At Any Price, The Numbers Station
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